GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Beverage from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the hottest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This delicious concoction, made from bizarre fruits and exotic plants, has caused quite a stir. Should you avoid it at all costs? Whispers abound about the effects of this potent juice. Some claim it grants superhuman strength and energiz